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Wanna pretend we're homeless together - zip up
Wanna pretend we're homeless together - zip up
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Five-star hotel? Nah. Give us dirt, fire, and a tent that barely holds.
This design is for couples who know romance lives in laughter, wilderness, and shared discomfort.
Because when you strip life down to the basics, the connection only grows stronger—and that’s what makes pretending we’re homeless together the best kind of luxury.
You haven’t found your favorite zip hoodie until you’ve got this. It's not just warm, comfy and soft to the touch, it’s also treated for less than 5% shrinkage, so you know it’s never going to let you down. Embrace the warmth in style.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.
.: 80% combed, ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester (varies per color)
.: Soft 3-end fleece
.: Medium heavy fabric (8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Three-panel hood with fleece lining
.: Runs true to size
.: Tear-away label
Fit Note: These hoodies run true to size with a slightly athletic fit — true in the chest and slimmer at the waist. If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser vibe, we recommend sizing up.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 24 | 28 | 30 |
| Length, in | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.6 | 25.8 | 25.9 | 26.2 | 26.3 | 26.5 | 26.7 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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