Five-star hotel? Nah. Give us dirt, fire, and a tent that barely holds.
This design is for couples who know romance lives in laughter, wilderness, and shared discomfort.
Because when you strip life down to the basics, the connection only grows stronger—and that’s what makes pretending we’re homeless together the best kind of luxury.
⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.
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M
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Width, in
18.5
20
22
24
25.9
28
Length, in
25.2
26
26.6
27.5
28.2
29
What’s comfier than a casual tee? A premium casual tee. Dress the part wherever you are with this women’s plain jersey t-shirt. It features a crew neck, short sleeves and a new modern relaxed fit for effortless style.
.: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²)) .: Relaxed fit .: Sewn-in label
