Five-star hotel? Nah. Give us dirt, fire, and a tent that barely holds.
This design is for couples who know romance lives in laughter, wilderness, and shared discomfort.
Because when you strip life down to the basics, the connection only grows stronger—and that’s what makes pretending we’re homeless together the best kind of luxury.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.
Fit Note:Crafted with a true-to-size athletic silhouette — structured up top, smooth and slightly fitted through the body. For a roomier feel, choose one size up.
