Plan A was everything. Plan B had promise. Plan C, D, and E were honest attempts.
They all failed anyway.
Each crossed-out line represents effort, patience, and restraint. The final line, in bold red, represents clarity; The decision to try something different when “doing it right” isn’t getting you anywhere. Call it Plan Frustration. Call it Plan Freedom. Or call it what everyone’s thinking: Plan F*ck It!
Made to feel like a well-loved favorite, these tees come with a feminine fit that is as stylish as it is comfy. The ribbed knitting makes the collar highly elastic while the twill tape on the shoulder seams stabilizes the back of the shirt and prevents stretching.
.: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Slim fit with longer body length .: Tear away label .: Runs smaller than usual
⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.
