Plan A was everything. Plan B had promise. Plan C, D, and E were honest attempts. They all failed anyway. Each crossed-out line represents effort, patience, and restraint. The final line, in bold red, represents clarity; The decision to try something different when “doing it right” isn’t getting you anywhere. Call it Plan Frustration. Call it Plan Freedom. Or call it what everyone’s thinking: Plan F*ck It!
This zip hoodie is soft, warm, and versatile enough for year-round layering. With its relaxed fit and clean design details, it’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for daily—whether you’re on the go or lounging at home.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester • Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester • Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester • Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord • Zipper with auto-lock slider • Front kangaroo pockets • Ribbed cuffs and waistband • Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
