Plan A was everything. Plan B had promise. Plan C, D, and E were honest attempts. They all failed anyway. Each crossed-out line represents effort, patience, and restraint. The final line, in bold red, represents clarity; The decision to try something different when “doing it right” isn’t getting you anywhere. Call it Plan Frustration. Call it Plan Freedom. Or call it what everyone’s thinking: Plan F*ck It!
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood • Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Fit Note:These pullovers have a slimmer, more tailored silhouette. For a roomier or more classic hoodie fit, we suggest sizing up by one.
