Maybe we can be enemies with benefits

You know the type—eyes that roll when you talk but never leave the room. Every argument feels like foreplay, every insult lands like a dare. It’s not love. It’s not hate; It’s that electric middle ground where logic taps out and chemistry takes over.

We all chase peace at some point. Then we remember—conflict’s just passion in disguise.

This one’s for the men who don’t mind a little fire with their fun.

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.

Fit Note: Crafted with a true-to-size athletic silhouette — structured up top, smooth and slightly fitted through the body. For a roomier feel, choose one size up.

Size guide