Dependable is Predictable is Boring - zip up

Stability’s good. Keeps the lights on, the wheels turning. But too much of it? That’s how sparks die. You like things steady enough to stay alive—just not so predictable that you stop feeling it.  This shirt is for the ones who keep life interesting—wear it like a warning label… or an invitation.

You haven’t found your favorite zip hoodie until you’ve got this. It's not just warm, comfy and soft to the touch, it’s also treated for less than 5% shrinkage, so you know it’s never going to let you down. Embrace the warmth in style.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.

.: 80% combed, ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester (varies per color)
.: Soft 3-end fleece
.: Medium heavy fabric (8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Three-panel hood with fleece lining
.: Runs true to size
.: Tear-away label

Fit Note: These hoodies run true to size with a slightly athletic fit — true in the chest and slimmer at the waist. If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser vibe, we recommend sizing up.