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Dependable is Predictable is Boring-zip up
Dependable is Predictable is Boring-zip up
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There’s a time you think being dependable gets you the girl, the job, the glory. Then life teaches you—predictable doesn’t turn heads. It blends in.
We all learn it eventually.
Stability’s good, but mystery? That’s magnetic. This one’s for the men who’ve earned their calm but kept their edge.
This zip hoodie is soft, warm, and versatile enough for year-round layering. With its relaxed fit and clean design details, it’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for daily—whether you’re on the go or lounging at home.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
• Zipper with auto-lock slider
• Front kangaroo pockets
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
⚠️ Choose wisely, adventurer. Every piece is made just for you, so we can’t take it back if the size is off. Returns are only for misprints, defects, or battle damage in shipping.
Fit Note: These hoodies run true to size with a slightly athletic fit — true in the chest and slimmer at the waist. If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser vibe, we recommend sizing up.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | BODY LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
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